The temperature at Snellville Beach suddenly went down 10 degrees this past week, when Ms. Myra Bodacious stepped onto the sand. You see, Ms. Bodacious wears a Quadruple G bikini top size. That's GGGG (or G4), thus creating a large shady area.
The event reduced the beach temperature to 73 degrees. The lowered temperature decreased the turnout for our annual Free Beach Towel Day, but since we had no towels to give away, it didn't really matter.
If we decide to have another Free Snellville Beach Towel Day (and we should, since it's an annual event), we might think about actually ordering some beach towels. That would help the giveaway go much more smoothly, regardless of whether Ms. Bodacious decides to visit the Beach or not.
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