Sunday, December 5, 2010

Snellville Beach tourism on decline

We are totally bummed out here at Snellville Beach. Snellville had the annual epic tree lighting ceremony yesterday, and so many people visited Snellville - We thought some of that visitor goodness would rub off on our beach. Ugh, that sounds gross, but you know what we mean - We thought more people would visit the beach.

Hang on a minute, and let me go check on our exact Snellville Beach visitor count for yesterday.

....just a minute.

still checking...

Okay, the figures are coming back now...



0. Zero.

Wait a minute, how could it be zero? I mean, I was there...no wait, I wasn't at Snellville Beach either. I was at the Snellville Christmas tree lighting too. Funny that I could forget that. Well, it's too cold and windy to be at the beach anyway.