"How do I get to Snellville Beach?"
The best thing about Snellville Beach is that it's only 15 minutes away from wherever you are. Here are the directions. It's really easy. Just start by turning left there. Yes, turn left at that street. Yeah, there's a blue sign next to it, and some chicken place across the street from that.
And then, if you remember where the old Kroger was (you don't?) ok, go right then, and turn left where the old Wal-Mart was in Snellville. You don't know where that is either?
That's okay, I can send you another way. Go straight and go through 3 street lights. Yeah, kind of near where the old Blockbuster used to be near Fountain Drive in Snellville, right off of US78/Main Street. Whoops! Dang, you missed it.
Where is your GPS? Didn't you say you had one? Ok, got it? Oooh, I like that model, those Nuvi's are really good, although the Tom-Toms are adding real-time traffic into their calculations, and I think that's really cool. Oh, yeah back on topic, sorry I'm so ADD today.
To get to Snellville beach...are you still going straight? Got the GPS going? Oh the base of it broke? Here's some duct tape and a pencil, can we rig it up like that?
Wow, that looks horrible, how are we ever gonna get that sticky tape residue off your dashboard? Hey now, don't look at me in that tone of voice. You're the one who asked where Snellville Beach is.
I'm sorry, let's make up. Okay, that's okay, I understand how stressful it can be to try to find a place. Well the good news is, I just remembered - Snellville is land-locked and Snellville Beach only exists in this blog, so you're here already.
We hope you enjoy your stay, and if we can help you with anything else, just let us know.
Snellville Beach - The best place you've never been.
