Although there has been little interest in Snellville Beach (or this blog), that's actually good news. That is, Snellville Beach is certainly the cleanest beachfront area in the entire United States.
It's gotta be - since it doesn't exist and nobody's ever been to it.
This was certified by the American Council on Squeaky Clean Non-Existent Beaches, or ACSCNB.
Psst! You know that has to be a real certification, because it has an acronym. They don't just give acronyms out to just anybody.
So be sure to enjoy Snellville Beach now, before anybody else finds out how great it is.
i understand snellville beach has applied to feds under the beach nourishment program ggod luck crackhead ron
ReplyDeleteWe gotta get some of that stimulus money for our beach too!
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