Why should YOU choose Snellville Beach
as your next vacation destination?
Snellville Beach is the fun, alternative way to go to the beach!
Think of all the benefits -
- No more sunburn - just sit at your desk in front of your monitor and stay pale, fat and nerdy!
- No more worrying about sharks or jellyfish - but you can see or read about them anytime on Google.
- No sand in your skivvies - unless you're really into that sort of thing, in which case: Eww.
- No long trips with whining kids in the car.
- Location - Snellville Beach is only 15 minutes away from wherever you are.
Snellville Beach is an award-winning beach!
Snellville Beach Considered Cleanest in USA (by two stoned hippies)
Although there has been little interest in Snellville Beach (or this blog), that's actually good news. That is, Snellville Beach is certainly the cleanest beachfront area in the entire United States.
This was certified by the American Council on Squeaky Clean Non-Existent Beaches, or ACSCNB.
You know that has to be a real certification, because it has an acronym. They don't just give acronyms out to just anybody.
The great news is, Snellville Beach only exists in this blog, so be sure to tell all your friends. It will never get too crowded or too hot here.
Snellville Beach - The best place you've never been.
