Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Friday, January 15, 2010
Sudden temperature drop at Snellville Beach reported
The temperature at Snellville Beach suddenly went down 10 degrees this past week, when Ms. Myra Bodacious stepped onto the sand. You see, Ms. Bodacious wears a Quadruple G bikini top size. That's GGGG (or G4), thus creating a large shady area.
The event reduced the beach temperature to 73 degrees. The lowered temperature decreased the turnout for our annual Free Beach Towel Day, but since we had no towels to give away, it didn't really matter.
If we decide to have another Free Snellville Beach Towel Day (and we should, since it's an annual event), we might think about actually ordering some beach towels. That would help the giveaway go much more smoothly, regardless of whether Ms. Bodacious decides to visit the Beach or not.
The event reduced the beach temperature to 73 degrees. The lowered temperature decreased the turnout for our annual Free Beach Towel Day, but since we had no towels to give away, it didn't really matter.
If we decide to have another Free Snellville Beach Towel Day (and we should, since it's an annual event), we might think about actually ordering some beach towels. That would help the giveaway go much more smoothly, regardless of whether Ms. Bodacious decides to visit the Beach or not.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Free beach towel day at Snellville Beach
What was the point of posting this if neither the beach or the towels exist? Honestly, I do not know. The good news is that this free beach towel day will be an annual event.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
It's 83 degrees at Snellville Beach!
This has been a rough time at Snellville Beach, I've gotta be honest with y'all.
The weather in Snellville proper has been really cold, and tonight it's even snowing. Everyone is wondering if Gwinnett County Schools are going to close. Walton County Schools has announced closure on Friday.
So there's this cold, miserable, wet weather all around Snellville Beach - but you know, it can be as cold as it wants to be in the area around Snellville Beach, but it doesn't effect the weather here at the beach.
Amazingly, Snellville Beach rarely gets cooler than 83 degrees. There is some kind of magic weather pocket (MWP) here. I can't explain it, not sure if I can even try.
All I can say is, dayum, I love the coconut smell of my Hawaiian Tropic suntan lotion, don't you?
The weather in Snellville proper has been really cold, and tonight it's even snowing. Everyone is wondering if Gwinnett County Schools are going to close. Walton County Schools has announced closure on Friday.
So there's this cold, miserable, wet weather all around Snellville Beach - but you know, it can be as cold as it wants to be in the area around Snellville Beach, but it doesn't effect the weather here at the beach.
Amazingly, Snellville Beach rarely gets cooler than 83 degrees. There is some kind of magic weather pocket (MWP) here. I can't explain it, not sure if I can even try.
All I can say is, dayum, I love the coconut smell of my Hawaiian Tropic suntan lotion, don't you?
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