Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Snellville Beach is quiet

Hired Consultants to help us fix what's wrong
The amount of visitors to Snellville Beach has been declining lately. After paying a team of consultants huge amounts of money, they told me that I should hire another team of consultants to analyze the problem. So I spent an even more obscene amount of money to hire the new team of consultants. They came to the conclusion that Snellville Beach lacks visitors because Snellville Beach doesn't exist. Dangit! I probably should have realized that. Wished I had, before I spent all that money.