Merry Christmas from Snellville Beach

Merry Christmas from Snellville Beach! May you find no sand in your stocking this year!

Beach Christmas decorations

As we are getting closer to Christmas, I thought it would be appropriate to put up a Christmas tree. I took some driftwood and arranged it to make a little skeleton tree form. I was able to tie some pieces of seaweed to some shells to create a make-shift tree.

Unfortunately, I forgot to take a photo of it before the waves came along and swept it away. By "it," I mean my camera, not the tree.

I hope that at some point, I will be rescued.

Snellville Beach - the perfect vacation destination

I spent all day today on Snellville Beach. I didn't wear sunscreen and I didn't get a sunburn. This is one of the best things about a virtual beach. It's got all the great stuff - sun, surf - but none of the icky stuff like jellyfish and phlegm blobs.

Snellville Beach cleanest beach in USA

Although there has been little interest in Snellville Beach (or this blog), that's actually good news. That is, Snellville Beach is certainly the cleanest beachfront area in the entire United States.

It's gotta be - since it doesn't exist and nobody's ever been to it.

This was certified by the American Council on Squeaky Clean Non-Existent Beaches, or ACSCNB.

Psst! You know that has to be a real certification, because it has an acronym. They don't just give acronyms out to just anybody.

So be sure to enjoy Snellville Beach now, before anybody else finds out how great it is.

Reminder

The Snellville Beach patrol contacted me and asked me to remind everyone that there is no topless or nude bathing allowed at the Snellville Beach.

If you recall, in 2007, when Mrs. O.T. Overration, age 98 removed her halter top, a terrible riot ensued on Snellville Beach that resulted in damage to the sandbar. The shrill screaming by other Snellville Beach visitors also caused endangered waterfowl to leave their nesting areas at Snellville Beach. The Environmental Protection people had to step in and we had to promise that nude sunbathing would not longer be allowed.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, and please continue to enjoy Snellville Beach safely.

About

In October, November and December of 2009, we endured flooding and so much rain everyone in Snellville wanted to scream.

I started joking a little bit on Twitter about a fictional Snellville Beach. Predictably, nobody got the joke and nobody laughed (I'm used to that).

It was so unsuccessful on Twitter that it inspired me to create a blog that would encourage other Snellvillians to embrace a fictional Beach in Snellville.

So visit here when you miss the beach...create your own fictional comments about what you have seen and done at Snellville Beach. Make everyone else wish they could be in Snellville, enjoying our fictional frolic at the beach.