Free beach towel day at Snellville Beach

Grab a friend and come on out to Snellville Beach tomorrow and receive a free beach towel! Snellville Beach doesn't really exist, but don't worry - neither do the beach towels. So we recommend you not get wet, unless you bring your own towel.

What was the point of posting this if neither the beach or the towels exist? Honestly, I do not know. The good news is that this free beach towel day will be an annual event.