Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Living the Snellville Beach lifestyle

What does it take to live the Snellville Beach lifestyle?

We'd really like it to cost a lot of money so we could limit the riff-raff...but although this beach is fictional, it's still in America. Sort of. So it's un-American to leave anybody out. Even Uncle Edwin. No matter how bad his body odor is.

So, we've purposely kept the cost of visiting Snellville Beach down. We want to preserve the freedom of anybody who wants to visit a non-existent beach.

After all, the Snellville Beach lifestyle is not something we can bottle up and sell at Sam's Club.

Although that would be wicked awesome.

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