Sunday, June 20, 2010

Snellville Beach Is Shark Free

If you heard about the Snellville teenager who was bitten by a shark while vacationing at a Jacksonville, Florida beach (she's okay now, by the way) - Snellville Beach wants to assure you that an incident like that would never occur at Snellville Beach.

Largely because it's fictional, Snellville Beach has always been shark-free. Snellville Beach will continue to remain shark free. So please, feel free to cavort in Snellville Beach's invisible water, safe in the knowledge that you will not provide an ankle sandwich for a toothy denizen of the deep.

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