Beach so hot sand has turned to glass

It has been so hot at Snellville Beach this past week that the sand has turned to glass. Now we're not really sure what to do about this development. For lack of a technical term, we would say we are "screwed, majorly."

We think will form a committee in order to send multiple "Reply All" emails to discuss what to do about it.  However, first we will need to form a committee to discuss whether we will form a committee. It's a long and complicated process.

Then we will need to figure out Parliamentary Procedure versus Robert's Rules of Order to run a meeting. Both of the books are really small, and I think one of them is behind the bookcase, covered in spiderwebs. That's really icky and will slow the process.

Once the book is extricated using kitchen tongs and dusted off, somebody will need to be designated to figure out what the hell a 'quorum' is. Nobody here knows Latin.

The committee may decide to hire a consultant, as that's worked out SO well before.

Again. Screwed. Majorly.

Snellville Beach is quiet

Hired Consultants to help us fix what's wrong
The amount of visitors to Snellville Beach has been declining lately. After paying a team of consultants huge amounts of money, they told me that I should hire another team of consultants to analyze the problem. So I spent an even more obscene amount of money to hire the new team of consultants. They came to the conclusion that Snellville Beach lacks visitors because Snellville Beach doesn't exist. Dangit! I probably should have realized that. Wished I had, before I spent all that money.